Thankfully the Indian government has withdrawn its heretical attack on the origin of Ram’s bridge. For some evil reason they were suggesting that a land bridge between Sri Lanka and India was perhaps formed by something other than a blue dude and his army of Monkeys.

1-Don’t mess with the religious fundamentalists, they know the crazy, crazy truth
In the last two days, the opposition Bharatiya Janata Party (BJP) has launched a scathing attack on the government for questioning the “faith of the million”.

2-Don’t Question Ram and His Army of Bridge Building Monkeys!