“Ram is as big of a lie as the Himalayas and the Ganga are true”– Tamil Nadu’s Cheif Minister K. Karunanidhi (Very naughty person) More fighting over my new favorite unidentified land formation. Ram’s Monkey bridge is under siege again by unbelievers! Save the Sacred Bridge, send your donations to me and I’ll make sure […]

Sixteen well thought out reasons why we (in this case USA, but same here in Canada) should switch to a four day work week. So would Tuesday become the new Monday, or Thursday the new Friday?(Thanks- The Oil Drum)

If you do, there’s an open casting call for a new reality TV series where geniuses solve everyday problems like how to pick the shortest line in the supermarket (Apu had it right; “Single males, no chit chat and they pay cash”). So get your local brain trust to submit a DVD explaining why they’d […]

I’ve a life long dislike of baby boomers. Not on an individual level, but as a group they’re incredibly annoying. Always spending other peoples money on themselves and destroying the social fabric of English North America.Now it seams that they’re the cause of the perception of “bad teenagers”. Current teens have bucked the notion that […]

Unless you’re an Atheist, then you’re not welcome to participate in public life. Gay Presidential nominees have a 10% better chance than an Atheist. God bless the land of the free to be everything but reasonable.Check it out, someone alert the Vatican it’s time for another Presidential run!

6 News (Omaha) Article The Senator, Ernie Chambers, is actually making a point on the ease with which lawsuits can be filed in Nebraska. The content of the suit is funny, though. Defendant directly and proximately has caused, inter alia (among other things), fearsome floods, egregious earthquakes, horrendous hurricanes, terrifying tornados, pestilential plagues, ferocious famines, […]

Time to invade Iran, Blackwater has had its license to operate in Iraq revoked after they shot up one street too many. Who knew that Iraqi Interior Ministry had a say in Iraq? CNN Reports (who knew CNN still broke news?)

A Maryland highschool is now offering a specialized vocational program in homeland security and defense – all supported and endorsed by the “defense” industry of course. I always figured the “duct tape your windows in case of chemical attack” strategy reflected the careful and nuanced thinking of a high-schooler. Excerpt: Students will choose one of […]

BBC News reported on a new form of matter, Di-positronium, predicted in 1946 but just now created by a team in the US. BBC NEWS | Science/Nature | Mirror particles form new matter “The difference in the power available from a gamma-ray laser compared to a normal laser is the same as the difference between […]

Thankfully the Indian government has withdrawn its heretical attack on the origin of Ram’s bridge. For some evil reason they were suggesting that a land bridge between Sri Lanka and India was perhaps formed by something other than a blue dude and his army of Monkeys. 1-Don’t mess with the religious fundamentalists, they know the […]