Wednesday, October 31st, 2007
Sheraton has a Cheif Beer Officer!

Four Points Sheratons has a Chief Beer Officer, and he’s exceeded his semi-annual performance goals.Much of Kerkmans personal time is spent doing exactly what he does on his professional time, exploring the world of beer. He is always up for a challenge from looking for creative new food and beer frontiers that combine unusual eats […]

Wednesday, October 31st, 2007
Childhood development of math abilities

An important research paper on the relationship between Count Von Count (yes, that Count) and math abilities in women.

Wednesday, October 31st, 2007
Test your TV nerdliness

Can you tell which TV series these episode titles belong to? Stargate, Star Trek :TNG, or the A-Team?I got 14/20, should spend more time watching the classics instead of the new stuff.

Wednesday, October 31st, 2007
TOP TEN REASONS TRICK-OR-TREATING IS BETTER THAN SEX.

10- You’re guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.9- Once you’ve done it, you don’t have to wait an hour to do it again.8- The uglier you look, the more likely you’ll get some.7- You don’t have to make small talk with the person who gave you the treat.6- The person […]

Wednesday, October 31st, 2007
USA should attack Iran, it’s the right thing to do

Just kidding. It would be a disaster of epic proportions. The U.S. would win in the short term, but much like Hannibal kicking Roman ass all over Italy and still losing the war (I’m not saying anyone is going to come and destroy Washington if they lose) the U.S. doesn’t have what it takes to […]

Tuesday, October 30th, 2007
Funny Man Bill Mayer is Funny Looking

Check out this outtake from Bill Maher’s new vehicle on Truthdig. Funny stuff, but methinks somebody’s writers have been watching a lot of the Colbert Report – which is o.k. if we remember that most if not all good art is also an act or thievery or plagiarism.

Tuesday, October 30th, 2007
Wacko Jacko not in the Blacko!

Noooooo! It’s finally happening, Michael Jacksons finances are imploding. I’ve been predicting a Jackson bankruptcy for several years now, so don’t listen to me, listen to FOXNews. Jackson recently defaulted on a $23 million loan and will lose Neverland if he doesn’t pay the full amount plus interest in 90 days.On the bright side, it’s […]

Tuesday, October 30th, 2007
Paris Hilton was in my local "Discount Porno Store" yesterday

And who says Toronto is boring. According to CityTV News yesterday Paris Hilton walked into the pay by the quarter dirty porn booth /video store and demanded they take down the life size Paris Hilton poster advertising her old-ass video.Little does she know we really don’t care too much for US copyright law here in […]

Tuesday, October 30th, 2007
Report says government has too many reports

Texas has released the results of an 18 month study into excess reports, apparently there are too many-“The Texas State Library and Archives Commission is declaring there are too many state reports. It says so in a 668-page report.”They found 1600 standard reports that state employees needed to fill out and estimate they’ve missed some. […]

Monday, October 29th, 2007
Fun Flash Quiz!

Guess the movie the grisly murder occurred in!