BRUCE CAMPBELL: Well, it’s the wheelchair fan — whom you’d normally give all the deference, all the time, all the patience, all the compassion. But in this case, Bruce has just had enough — because it’s the guy in the wheelchair [at the autograph signing] who actually gives you the hardest time of all.
MIKE RICHARDSON: He doesn’t like the photo [you sign]E.
BRUCE CAMPBELL: He wants a more modern photo.E
MIKE RICHARDSON: He doesn’t like the way you wrote his nameE.
BRUCE CAMPBELL: He’s just not satisfied. So I ask him if he’s seen that TV show “Rawhide.” And he goes, “Yeah.” And I say, “Do you like it?” And he goes, “Yeah.” And I go, “Then you know you gotta keep those doggies rollin’.” And I kick his wheelchair out in the street and a bus hits him.
