An attack by a flaming squirrel has destroyed a 2006 Camry. I mean on fire flaming, not the other kind (I’m looking at you Rocky). Apparently the squirrel chewed through a power line and fell onto a car, slid into the engine compartment, and destroyed the vehicle.
“Police said there were no injuries — except for the squirrel, that is, which is dead.” Wow, that’s funny.