Prince Philip is probably the funnest British Royal currently going. Besides the usual rumors of covered up scandals he also spouts out amusing quotes on a regular basis. Such as-
“If it has four legs and is not a chair, has wings and is not an aeroplane, or swims and is not a submarine the Cantonese will eat it”
Asked a Scottish driving instructor “How do you keep the natives off the booze, long enough for them to pass their test”
After accepting a gift from a Kenyan native he replied, “You are a woman aren’t you?”
Recently describing Brazil, he quipped that it would be paradise, if it weren’t for the Brazilians.