Moonshine Attack! Continuing with the attack theme, here is proof that moonshiners can be just as vicious as monkeys, except moonshiners attack with fire extinguishers and chainsaws. Now, I wouldn’t take this as proof that moonshine is bad, but maybe its best consumed alone. Oh wait, that would make you an alcoholic…

KTUU.com | Alaska’s news and information source | Noorvik man arrested in moonshine attack

Here’s a much older article (2000) on Appalachian moonshine and a crackdown that was ongoing at the time. Its a good read.

U.S. Cracks Down on Rise in Appalachia Moonshine

A guy describes his moonshine in the article:

“Look,” he says. “No lead.”

Awesome. That’s the good stuff. Lead is for curtains and toy paint.