Somehow, over the last ten years, I had managed to completely forget about Jean-Claude Van Damme. He wasn’t simply ‘out of sight, out of mind’, I had completely forgotten him. I can recall classic action movie conversations where he did not even come up. How can that happen? Maybe I saw his ass one too […]

Because they’re just as stupid as the rest of us.“Wang said the boy used a bamboo stick to tease the male panda “Gugu,” so the panda was enraged and rushed at the boy.”

The Earth is 6,010 years old TODAY! Yaaaaaaaaaaay! Happy Birthday Planet Earth!

Dahlia Lithwick of Slate has a good discourse on recent developments with the Department of Justice in regards to the Gitmo detainees. Apparently, the secret evidence used to justify holding the combatants in Guantanamo Bay may be ‘lost’. There is some digression into the Wiretapping scandal, but that fits within the piece. A good read […]

So Kid Rock be fightin’ in a Waffle House.I had no idea Kid Rock was still releasing albums. Good for him, and good for me I keep up with celebrity crime. “DeKalb County police said they arrested Rock, 36, and five members of his entourage at 5:15 a.m. after an argument with a man who […]

BRUCE CAMPBELL: Well, it’s the wheelchair fan — whom you’d normally give all the deference, all the time, all the patience, all the compassion. But in this case, Bruce has just had enough — because it’s the guy in the wheelchair [at the autograph signing] who actually gives you the hardest time of all. MIKE […]

So I was looking up more details on the recent monkey attack in New Delhi that killed a deputy mayor (The Monkeys are learning to take out our leaders!) and I came across this, a pet halloween fashion show in Japan.

Check out this cool series of the 10 Strangest (real) things in space. I’m personally amazed at how quickly God threw all this crap together, but I guess that’s why I’m not God, that and I don’t have a bushy white beard.

An attack by a flaming squirrel has destroyed a 2006 Camry. I mean on fire flaming, not the other kind (I’m looking at you Rocky). Apparently the squirrel chewed through a power line and fell onto a car, slid into the engine compartment, and destroyed the vehicle.“Police said there were no injuries — except for […]

This is cute, and MLS listing for Toronto’s smallest house. Appears to be about $600/sq.ft. though. It’s in my old neighbourhood but I’ve never seen it. I’ll have to drive by and see if it’s real.