Monday, October 1st, 2007
Internet Cafe Home

Sleeping in an internet cafe in Asia. It’s not so bad, I’ve done it before. Super cheap, comfy chairs, and 100% less people walking around clothes less than a hostel.Plus you’ve got the internet whenever you want it, and all the canned coffee you could possibly drink.

Monday, October 1st, 2007
Tom Cruise Extortionist "Kills Himself"

Some big shot in the world of hilariously sad celebrity dirt has “killed himself” while awaiting trial for trying to get 1.2-1.4 million from Tom Cruise for stolen wedding photos.Now I’m not saying Scientologists killed him (I’m definitely not saying that), but it looks suspicious. My theory is that someone, possibly an angry space dictator/god, […]

Monday, October 1st, 2007
Trouser Snake Kills Man

Don’t put snakes in your own pants!