But seriously, I’m at work so I don’t want any wang in my cache so I’ll have to check out his package at a later date. Talk about free publicity though, everyone knows that Americans don’t give a rats ass about hockey, but they sure love people who may be gay, porn, and scandals.

All this guy needs to do now is go on a talk show and cry, then thank Jesus for forgiving him for having fun. Then he’ll be right up there with Dog the Bounty Hunter, Nicole Richie, and Ron Paul in the “why are they famous” department.