Two senior FBI counter terrorism officials created a plan to track Falafel sales at grocery stores in order to identify the presence of Iranian terrorists in California. Its a good thing I don’t live in California, what with my recent three month falafel binge. I wonder if they are able to find high concentrations of […]
With all of the fuss over Michael Mukasey’s Attorney General nomination and his stance on Waterboarding, maybe its time we all calm down and take a look at some of the more sever torture methods that need to be discussed. Like cookies. Yes, I am talking about torture with cookies. Hot ones. That burn. Two […]
A great article on why suicide tactics are good for poor-average players of Halo 3 on X-box live. Everyone knows those players who’ve got all day to master games, or were even that person before other things got in the way. This is about the satisfaction of taking down the “elite” player with you.
Weird. The creator of Dilbert goes on to Second Life to promote his book. At the end of it he lets avatars come up on stage and kick him in the nuts. As he says “It was art imitating life, imitating art beating the crap out of something imitating me.”
Or I’ll stab you!Funny true crime story, a man has been sent to prison in the UK after repeatedly trying to mug people. He has a history of crime and drug abuse, unfortunately his leg was amputated in 2003 due to herion abuse. So now he tries to mug people from a wheelchair…
From the department of university fuckery comes the “discovery” of the worlds hottest chili pepper. The Bhut Jolokia, a variety originating in Assam, India. Assam is also where they make ninja’s to fight monkeys.The Bhut Jolokia aka Naga Jolokia reaches 1 million Scoville heat units, significantly hotter than my favoured Scotch Bonnet peppers, and about […]
Anyone looking for a career change? Finding inspiration in a book on treasure hunters, Steve Arnold refocused his direction less life and has become a globe trotting Meteorite Hunter. So far he hasn’t been chased by cannibals. Chicken Little was right – Los Angeles Times “For every meteorite he discovers, he says, he finds 30 […]
I thought there was something suspicious about all this “humanity” stuff. Turns out there ain’t people at all, just human-bacteria hyrids; at least according to some guy in Wired Magazine 3 years ago. Cyborgs and Were-People all over.
Well, after years of raking in the loot and glory as the nation’s favourite viligante, Dog is in some deep doo-doo. It appears the good folks at the National Enquirer have scooped this little gem: Dog the Bounty Hunter got caught red handed making racist and hateful remarks about his son’s “black” girlfriend. I guess […]
