From the department of university fuckery comes the “discovery” of the worlds hottest chili pepper. The Bhut Jolokia, a variety originating in Assam, India. Assam is also where they make ninja’s to fight monkeys.
The Bhut Jolokia aka Naga Jolokia reaches 1 million Scoville heat units, significantly hotter than my favoured Scotch Bonnet peppers, and about 1/2 to 1/4 as hot as pepper spray, and 266 times hotter than tabasco sauce.
I have this stuff in my kitchen cabinet. You didn’t discover anything, so why don’t you just shut up and get back trying to put cows on the moon New Mexico State Aggies.