Friday, October 30th, 2009
Pinky the Cat Attacks!

Watch what happens to this poor bastard when he trys to keep this cat on a leash. [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BusfacPGl24[/youtube] Hahaha. I love cats.

Thursday, October 29th, 2009
Search for Sasquatch Goes “High Tech”

From Canoe.ca Members of Sasquatch Watch of Virginia went camping in the rugged Allegheny Mountain highlands of the Dolly Sods Wilderness Area with GPS navigators, cameras, voice recorders and plaster of Paris to make casts of huge footprints, West Virginia Public Broadcasting reported… …The group took plaster casts of suspicious prints but didn’t spot the […]

Thursday, October 29th, 2009
Tasteful Celebration of the Transition from this World

Walmart style baby!Once again Walmart leads the way to low low prices everyday. This time it’s with coffins. Starting at only $999.99, these babies are so cheap you can buy them for Halloween decorations. Or maybe put wheels on them? Coffin-Go-Kart race anyone? Always easy to make fun of Walmart, but good on them. Funeral […]

Wednesday, October 28th, 2009
Internet Strikes Again: Rush Limbaugh Falls for ‘Net Hoax.

From Yahoo Buzz: An obscure blogger unearths some pages of President Obama’s college thesis. The report supposedly comes from big-time journalist Joe Klein of Time magazine. And the thesis has some real gems: like Obama’s disdain for the Constitution. The whole thing was nothing more than a satirical post on a humor blog. But Rush Limbaugh, […]

Tuesday, October 27th, 2009
Hahaha (mocking laughter, not LOL worthy)

I think you suck if you fall for Monster Cables.However you’re a total genius if you buy this $150 electrical outlet. I have an exclusive line of high end audiophile products i’d like to introduce you to. I can’t display them on here because they’re too good for the average consumer, email me your banking […]

Tuesday, October 27th, 2009
“Colonel Sanders” Visits U.N.

Story From Telegraph.co.uk. An actor dressed as pop culture icon “Colonel” Harland Sanders managed to sneak his way past security and into the United Nations posing for photos, shaking hands, and even attending a meeting. Usually these sort of pranks are pulled off by political activists or artists, but this time the whole thing was […]

Monday, October 26th, 2009
Frank Black is back!

Not the singer. The paranormal/alien/end of days investigator dude played by Lance Henrikson on the X-Files and spin-off series Millennium. Anyhow it looks like ‘they’ have noticed the massive popularity of unnecessary DVD movies among obsessive nerds are making one for the Fox title. Anyhow I think it’s direct to DVD. I can’t tell from […]

Monday, October 26th, 2009
Anthropologist Declares, “Modern Man is a Wimp”!

From Reuters: Australian anthropologist Peter McAllister has just released his new book “Manthropology: The Science of the Inadequate Modern Male” in which he makes the case that compared to our tribal ancestors, we modern men are, well, a giant bunch of wimps. “No ifs, no buts — the worst man, period…As a class we are […]

Friday, October 23rd, 2009
Hitler Irate over Balloon Boy Incident

Adolph is PISSED. This video takes a scene from “Der Untergang” (”Downfall”) (2004). Since its in German, and subtitles are easy, there are a lot of other parodies.

Friday, October 23rd, 2009
FYI: The Real News Network

Anyone with half a brain knows you can’t trust the mainstream for reporting anything except the outcomes of major sporting events, and that’s most likely because there are  usually upward of 50,000 eye-witnesses on the scene at any given time. Luckily, the Internet seems full of enough “alternative media” to keep all our heads fat […]