Fuck Balloon Boy, here’s a hoax you can really appreciate; On the 20th anniversary of the notorious chemical plant disaster in Bhopal, India, Bichlbaum appeared on the BBC as a representative of Dow Chemical, which now owns Union Carbide, the company responsible for the 1984 calamity. He announced a $12 billion plan to provide medical […]

Short and sweet, for all of you who wasted as much time as I did with these guys.

Can’t say I’ve quite been there, but its been touch and go at times. [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sh6oGwOMVeY&feature=player_embedded[/youtube] Mustache and Monocle have given this a silent film edit, which is even better: [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-s_40rM_L0s[/youtube]

I saw some farmers get all excited and kill the hell out of a snake once. It was a little disturbing since the snake was just minding its own business, but also hilarious watching them freak out and go into a murderous rage/euphoria (not for the snake). The Danville Register & Bee reported Tuesday that […]

From Wired.com In-Q-Tel, the investment arm of the CIA and the wider intelligence community, is putting cash into Visible Technologies, a software firm that specializes in monitoring social media. It’s part of a larger movement within the spy services to get better at using ”open source intelligence” — information that’s publicly available, but often hidden in […]

A turkey “facility” in  Ontario, Canada is reporting that some of their birds have contracted the h1n1 flu virus. This new report of species cross-contamination comes hot on the heels of yesterday’s announcement by CNN that a Minnesota pig just got a dose of his own h1n1 medicine. In both cases respective officials assured the […]

Well the science is in on the H1N1 vaccine. According to noted public health researcher L. Farrakhan the vaccine was developed to kill people. Article comes with awesomely bad judgement quote of the week-“The Earth can’t take 6.5 billion people. We just can’t feed that many. So what are you going to do? Kill as […]

The Internet is a scary place man. A couple of years back you may remember that a University professor “theorized” that Mr. Rogers was responsible of a destroying an entire generation of kids by turning them into a bunch of enormous wimps with a jealous sense of entitlement and the unjustified belief that they were […]

The folks that brought you the Internet are still at it. The U.S. Defence Advanced Research Projects Agency (DARPA) has announced the invention of a ‘blob-like’ robot which is able to inflate and deflate it’s body through a process called ‘jamming’, in which the robot’s synthetic (silicone) skin is changed back and forth from solid […]

But the funny, cute kind. Like the Alec Baldwin’s of the sea.They like to use Jellyfish as sports equipment, but sometimes those dolphins stop playing with thier food and start fucking with people. That’s why I always swim with knife gauntlets, in case they need to be reminded who’s mastered the forging of steel (hint, […]