Those wacky Americans are coming across our borders just to try to sneak back into their own country.
According to the titans of journalism at CNN it’s very easy to sneak across the longest undefended border in the world. Apparently there are 6.3 Estados Unidos border gaurds/mile along the Mexican frontier (so how the hell do so many people get across illegally?) and only 0.2/mile on the Canadian. (and CNN got the Canada/US border length wrong by 500 Miles)
I’m encouraging congress to correct this travesty. Hire 34 000 more border guards and post them on the northern border. Especially Alaska, I hear B.C. is looking to get huge oil reserves of their own.