Word on the street has it that someone’s putting a cock-shaped chicken nugget on the block for auction at Ebay.

Now, I’ve always felt that preprocessed meat nuggets present a certain kind of Rorsach test for some. And if it’s true that we humans are indeed “pattern seeking animals”,  and that this impulse includes a tendency to find significance in the contours of  our preformed animal snack products, I wonder why it is we assume these things most often take the shape of  saints, celebrities, and human genitalia?

Or maybe it’s just a rocket ship.

Link to original feature at  Urlesque.com