Rudy Giuliani sucks because he’s stupid. It’s really that simple.

I can only imagine the joyous pants shitting of Giuliani staffers once news of the supposed ‘mob hit’ on the former dictator of NYC got out I mean, this tough guy bullshit is Rudy G’s stock and trade. No doubt this will get the proper 9/11 treatment (exploitation) and soon “Amurika’s Mayor” will get his heroic photo op once again.

Smile for the cameras Rudy, you fucking asshole.