The Killer Monkeys of India have a fight on their hands! Expert monkey capture mercenaries have been hired from out of state (Blackwater, here’s an opportunity if you get kicked out of Iraq, I want a 2% finders fee).
Some bad Assami’s are coming into Delhi to fight the monkeys old school. I hope that means with kung-fu and knives. Then the monkeys will use their fearsome agility and strength to gouge the eyes of their opponents and feast on their skin. I can see it now, bloody mayhem in new Delhi, interrupted only by constant musical dance numbers.