10- You’re guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.
9- Once you’ve done it, you don’t have to wait an hour to do it again.
8- The uglier you look, the more likely you’ll get some.
7- You don’t have to make small talk with the person who gave you the treat.
6- The person giving it to you isn’t fantasizing that you are someone else.
5- If you get a stomach ache, it won’t last for 9 months.
4- If you wear a mask, no one thinks you’re kinky.
3- It doesn’t matter if the kids hear you moaning and groaning.
2- The next day you don’t have to call the person that gave it to you.
1- If you don’t get what you want, you can always go next door!!