But the funny, cute kind. Like the Alec Baldwin’s of the sea.They like to use Jellyfish as sports equipment, but sometimes those dolphins stop playing with thier food and start fucking with people. That’s why I always swim with knife gauntlets, in case they need to be reminded who’s mastered the forging of steel (hint, […]

A Chinese man who was attacked by a giant Panda after breaking into the animal’s cage in order to cuddle with it did not apparently consider that the unasked for affection would likely provoke the beast. Link to full story here. Now I’m not the kind of guy that thinks a developed sense reason and […]

An attack by a flaming squirrel has destroyed a 2006 Camry. I mean on fire flaming, not the other kind (I’m looking at you Rocky). Apparently the squirrel chewed through a power line and fell onto a car, slid into the engine compartment, and destroyed the vehicle.“Police said there were no injuries — except for […]