I’m back from a brief absence. I’ve been feeling the need to update the blog. What is it that makes an absence of posting uncomfortable. For that matter what makes it enjoyable in the first place? I ran across this great quote from Dilbert creator Scott AdamsBlogging is like work, but without coworkers thwarting you […]
Nothing says “Holiday Spirit” like a killer loose in your town. I know I’d love a little holiday mayhem to liven things up a bit, and if that means Santa jamming an icicle through someones eye then so be it.I don’t care if it’s Bill Goldberg, or Santa Bot from Futurama, I love it when […]
In my constant effort to support the wackier elements of the internet I bring you “A REALISTIC ASSESSMENT OF HOW MANY 12-YEAR-OLDS I COULD BEAT UP BEFORE THEY OVERTOOK ME“.I figure I could take on an even dozen before I get too tired and they swarm me
Greenpeace is holding a whale naming vote. Go ahead and pick your favorite name. “Suzuki” after David Suzuki is ok but Mister Splashy Pants is the best by far.
Do not allow children to mix drinks. It is unseemly and they use too much vermouth. Steve Allen
Or I’ll stab you!Funny true crime story, a man has been sent to prison in the UK after repeatedly trying to mug people. He has a history of crime and drug abuse, unfortunately his leg was amputated in 2003 due to herion abuse. So now he tries to mug people from a wheelchair…
Four Points Sheratons has a Chief Beer Officer, and he’s exceeded his semi-annual performance goals.Much of Kerkmans personal time is spent doing exactly what he does on his professional time, exploring the world of beer. He is always up for a challenge from looking for creative new food and beer frontiers that combine unusual eats […]
An important research paper on the relationship between Count Von Count (yes, that Count) and math abilities in women.
Can you tell which TV series these episode titles belong to? Stargate, Star Trek :TNG, or the A-Team?I got 14/20, should spend more time watching the classics instead of the new stuff.
