Al Jourgensen, legendary singer for industrial-metal outfit Ministry has recorded a Christrmas song.  Yes, that Al Jourgensen.  Check out “It’s Always Christmas Time” on ITunes or whatever cheap Russian site you prefer.  And its a pretty cheery tune, tune. Now, the real fun is in the video for the tune.  Al is one pissed off […]

From the Seattle Times: Seattle police say a man who believed he was a ninja was impaled by a spike when he tried to jump over a metal fence. At 11:15 last night, a police officer was looking for the victim of a reported assault in the 600 block of Seventh Avenue when she encountered […]

From The Kitchener-Waterloo Record LIMA, PERU — “They call me the hardware store,” says Requelme Abanto from his hospital bed in northern Peru. Doctors in the city of Cajamarca say they removed 1.5 pounds of metal from Abanto’s stomach, including nails, coins, and rusted copper wire and scrap metal… …The 26-year-old construction worker ate the […]

Watch what happens to this poor bastard when he trys to keep this cat on a leash. [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BusfacPGl24[/youtube] Hahaha. I love cats.

Adolph is PISSED. This video takes a scene from “Der Untergang” (”Downfall”) (2004). Since its in German, and subtitles are easy, there are a lot of other parodies.

Short and sweet, for all of you who wasted as much time as I did with these guys.

This one made me giggle. [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2mouaGcXxoM[/youtube]

We all know that watching race cars and swilling liquor go together like peanut butter and bananas, but authorities are asking Australian race goers to take it easy on the booze – sort of, by restricting fans to one “slab” of beer a day during the three day event. Highlights from the BBC Asia Pacific […]

Walt Disney World’s got nothing on China when it comes to combining experiments in social engineering with kitschy tourist attractions; “A community of dwarves has set up its own village to escape discrimination from normal sized people. Everyone in the mountain commune in Kunming, southern China, must be under 4ft 3ins tall – and they […]

Word on the street has it that someone’s putting a cock-shaped chicken nugget on the block for auction at Ebay. Now, I’ve always felt that preprocessed meat nuggets present a certain kind of Rorsach test for some. And if it’s true that we humans are indeed “pattern seeking animals”,  and that this impulse includes a […]