Is there really a spell to become a Mermaid that actually works?

Turkish military police said Thursday that they had stormed an Istanbul villa to rescue nine women held captive after being tricked into believing they were reality show contestants.

My current favorite Twitter feed “Everybody loves that Da Vinci code book. Bullshit, it sucks. I read it. It’s for all the dummies.”12:24 PM Sep 5th from web http://twitter.com/shitmydadsays

Here’s some pure comedy gold for all ya’all to check out this morning courtesy of PeopleofWalmart.com.Fun time pictures of Walmart goodness!

Whether you like soccer or not, a ball to the face is always entertaining.  This was probably funnier then it should have been since I wasn’t expecting it. Soccer By Ives: Fear the Flip Throw

Canadian founders of the Church of the Universe, Brother Michael Baldasaro and Brother Walter Tucker, have been marijuana legalization activists for several decades and have many high profile battles with the courts over man’s inalienable right to smoke up and get toasty. Unfortunately as anyone who follows legalization politics in Canada knows all too well, such efforts so […]

Pulp Fiction mashup with the Muppets.  I wish I had more time on my hands. Pulp Muppets

Its the second wave, apparently.  I want to see giant pirate lego in the 2nd wave, then the prisoner lego with the striped shirts. Giant lego man appears on Brighton beach – Telegraph

Flight Of the Conchords seem to be in a sort of Limbo right now. They do have reruns airing on the (Canadian) Comedy Network starting tonight though! So in anticipation, here’s a story of Albi the racist dragon- And so, all of the villagers chased Albi the racist dragon into a very cold and very […]

Johnny Rotten (John Lydon) of Sex Pistols fame stars in a butter commercial.  Awesome. [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hzQsvxtLTM[/youtube]