The title says it all. If you’re interested in why a monkey is riding a motorcycle, check out this Neatorama post describing the Indonesian practice of Topeng Monyet, a show for children where a trained monkey rides a bicycle. Neatorama: Monkey on a Mini Motorcycle [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Afz6oTHAbo[/youtube]

From the department of university fuckery comes the “discovery” of the worlds hottest chili pepper. The Bhut Jolokia, a variety originating in Assam, India. Assam is also where they make ninja’s to fight monkeys.The Bhut Jolokia aka Naga Jolokia reaches 1 million Scoville heat units, significantly hotter than my favoured Scotch Bonnet peppers, and about […]

The Killer Monkeys of India have a fight on their hands! Expert monkey capture mercenaries have been hired from out of state (Blackwater, here’s an opportunity if you get kicked out of Iraq, I want a 2% finders fee).Some bad Assami’s are coming into Delhi to fight the monkeys old school. I hope that means […]

Monkey Attack! I’ve seen more and more India-monkey-attach articles over the last couple of years. This story has made the rounds in a lot of newspapers, so if you have further interest in monkey attacks, there’s lots of articles available. The poor fellow died from a fall after after the monkey assault, rather then from […]

So I was looking up more details on the recent monkey attack in New Delhi that killed a deputy mayor (The Monkeys are learning to take out our leaders!) and I came across this, a pet halloween fashion show in Japan.