Monday, November 16th, 2009
Vatican Prepares the Faithful for UFO Disclosure

The “Universal Church” is really starting to live up to it’s name. From the Honolulu Exopolitics Examiner The Vatican has just completed a five day conference astrobiology where scientists convened to discuss the detection and implications of extraterrestrial life. A major driving force behind the conference was the Director of the Vatican Observatory, the Jesuit […]

Wednesday, April 23rd, 2008
Drunk Man Assaults Jedi

Its good to see that someone is willing to put those uppity Jedi churchgoers in their place. Even if their Darth Vader costume consists of a black garbage bag. This article is pretty funny. Drunk Darth Vader’s Jedi assault Arwel Wynne Hughes, 27, from Holyhead, Anglesey, admitted assaulting Barney Jones and cousin Michael with a […]

Friday, March 14th, 2008
Seven New Sins for Catholics

Just when you were getting tired of those OLD seven deadly sins, there are seven new ones fresh from the Vatican to better define your path to damnation. Vatican Lists Seven Social Sins, Including Drug Abuse The seven social sins are: 1. “Bioethical’ violations such as birth control 2. “Morally dubious” experiments such as stem […]

Monday, December 3rd, 2007
M__h_mad pig. This will end well.

Looks like some smart guy evangelist in the states has come up with a ‘new’ idea to express his anger about that school teacher being jailed for naming a teddy bear (well letting her class name, in a school election) Muhammad (pbuh). He’s decided to contribute to the debate by naming his plush pig doll […]

Friday, November 30th, 2007
Hellbound Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous

You know, there’s always been something to this idea of “American exceptionalism” when it comes to things like politics, economics, social freedom and technology. So it should come as no surprise that Americans would be exceptional in another way: religiously. Of course we are talking about that peculiar brand of American Christianity that stands somewhere […]

Friday, November 23rd, 2007
Fantastic New Temples in Italy

If you’re into amazing buildings and weird stories, check this out. A series of underground temples in Italy inspired by the visions of a man named Falco (he’s not being rocked by Amadeus though).Besides the wonderful temples this group doesn’t worship a spiritual leader, and funds itself through small businesses and organic farming.Sounds too good […]

Friday, November 16th, 2007
Flying Spaghetti Monster Noodled By Scholars

The Flying Spaghetti Monster made the agenda of the American Academy of Religion’s annual meeting this weekend. See article below for details and some good commentary: Pasta monster gets academic attention “Indeed, the tale of the Flying Spaghetti Monster and its followers cuts to the heart of the one of the thorniest questions in religious […]

Wednesday, November 14th, 2007
Da Vinci’s Ode?

An Italian Musician has claimed to have de-crypted a musical score hidden in Da Vinci’s Last Supper using Catholic symbolism. Dan Brown and Tom Hanks, what have you wrought?

Friday, October 19th, 2007
Imagined Geographies of Morality

“The complaints change – a hundred years ago our Victorian ancestors accused the Islamic world of being sensuous and decadent, with an overdeveloped penchant for sodomy; now Martin Amis attacks it for what he believes is its mass sexual frustration and homophobia.” Thank God for the prime meridian, otherwise we wouldn’t know where to locate […]