From the department of university fuckery comes the “discovery” of the worlds hottest chili pepper. The Bhut Jolokia, a variety originating in Assam, India. Assam is also where they make ninja’s to fight monkeys.The Bhut Jolokia aka Naga Jolokia reaches 1 million Scoville heat units, significantly hotter than my favoured Scotch Bonnet peppers, and about […]

I am sick of the preachy, holier than thou crap on Starbucks coffee. I buy your coffee because of the insane amounts of caffeine in it, not because I want some jackass to tell me about his cousin in Tibet. Shut the fuck up Starbucks, or put an add for your kick-ass Pumpkin Latte on […]